Hmm. There is no introduction to this topic. Let us just begin. Women don't want to see pictures of your penis in their text messages. Unless she is frothing with lust, soaking every piece of fabric within the same room, and in that case, that picture of your penis is not going to help your cause...she will stay turned on in spite of it. Here's a fact you may have not picked up when it became common knowledge to the rest of the human population: WOMEN ARE NOT (HARDLY EVER) TURNED ON BY VISUAL STIMULI LIKE YOU ARE. You have more luck recording yourself reading poetry or what you think is sexy about THEM, (don't call them tits), than sending a picture of your penis. They are turned on between the ears. They aren't fascinated endlessly with your junk like you are, and even if you are unusually long, wide, or curved, they aren't looking at that picture imagining what it will do inside them. They are looking at the picture with a clinician's objectivity and a little bit of distaste, and then they are sharing the picture with their friends so they can do the same. Sending penis pictures and acting like it's a great gift will convince a woman subconsciously and consciously of a few things. First, that you think she will have an orgasm from your penis alone. This will turn sex with you into boring labor and she will feel depressed sitting across from you at dinner, knowing what's coming up if she drinks enough to go home with you. Second, that you believe your penis alone will make sex good for her. Third, that you believe your penis alone will make it worth sleeping with you. She will also know your secret- you watch too much porn. So much porn that you have it confused with reality. And that makes you a douche.
Furthermore, THIS PICTURE IS NOT GOING TO INSPIRE THEM TO SEND YOU A NUDE PHOTO AS WELL. She will feel pressured and stressed as soon as you ask. Let's back up for a minute. The average woman does not want to send you a nude photo over text message. First, she doesn't really have the time. The experimenting with lighting, the outfit changes, the discarded photos because they make a part of her body you aren't looking at anyway look fat, the makeup job decent for a cell photo... this takes hours. Since this photo exchange is most likely taking place late at night, you will be long asleep, or passed out, before she gets an acceptable (to her) photo. The thing is, she usually doesn't trust you enough when you begin to beg annoyingly for naked pictures. If the thought even enters her mind for a second that you may be sitting around drinking with friends and will show them the picture... she doesn't trust you well enough to not HATE this process and almost hate you for asking. So let's say she finally gets some pictures she's happy with... she's going to want to save them to her library because they will make her feel good about herself and all those hours of anxiety should come to something. Then, when her niece or nephew or child comes upon them while playing Angry Birds on her phone, and ask about them, she will secretly blame this on you. So you are causing this woman you are hoping to entice to bed with pictures of your penis levels of stress you're not even familiar with. Note...this is all the worse if you haven't even had a date yet. If you start obnoxiously asking for photos the day she says yes to dinner, by the time she goes out with you, if she follows through, she will be on the defensive. She will feel like you've already judged her, she will have come to the conclusion that you're only in it for the sex, that you've totally objectified her, and that you are probably a porn addict who not only doesn't get laid enough, but would make a horrifyingly bad boyfriend. You're not in this to be a boyfriend? You ARE only in it for the sex? She has already assumed you will suck in bed, remember?
You want to send a woman pictures to turn her on and make her want to sleep with you? Send a close up of your eyes. Smiling. Send a picture of your neck, your wrists, your feet, your tan ankles, your wrinkled sheets, (if they are clean). Send a picture of your lips so she can think about kissing them. That is the picture that will be looked at before bed and when she wakes up. Not an anonymous picture of your best friend.
